Showing posts with label Series 15. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Series 15. Show all posts

Thursday, 2 July 2026

Story 319: Wish World / The Reality War (& Postscript)


In which the Rani visits a peasant family in the forests of Bavaria in 1865. A new baby has been born - the seventh son of a seventh son, who was himself the seventh son of a seventh son. She abducts the child after transforming his family into flowers and animals. The baby is actually a reincarnation of Desiderium - a god who can make wishes reality.
On 23rd May 2025, John Smith and wife Belinda, along with their child Poppy, wake to another bright and sunny new day...
Broadcasting to the nation, as he does every day, is Conrad Clark who is reading the adventures of Doctor Who and the Time Lords. He is ensconced in the Bone Palace - a massive skeletal structure which looms over London - held in a room with Desiderium. The child projects his idealised version of reality - a world which conforms only to his own personal ideals and attitudes.


At breakfast, Smith sees a mug drop through the solid wooden table and smash on the floor - but thinks nothing of this. Indeed, mugs fall and smash all the time, and the cupboard is full of identical new ones.
There is a knock at the door and a young woman is there - Ruby Sunday. She insists he is the Doctor, and does not have a wife or child. Belinda telephones the authorities to inform them that there is someone at their house who is expressing doubt, and Ruby hurries away.
Smith sets off for work, stopping to say good morning to neighbour Melanie Bush, who is throwing away smashed mugs in the bin. They pause to marvel at the massive Bone Beasts which wander across the city's skyline.
He is employed at UNIT Tower - the Unified National Insurance Team, managed by the dowdy Kate Stewart.


Conrad continues to read his story, which states that the Doctor wasn't the only Time Lord to survive. There was another - a lady - who knows a secret from the earliest history of their people.
Belinda's mother arrives at the house, and they talk about Poppy's birth - but Belinda cannot recall this. As she begins to harbour doubts, another mug smashes.
At UNIT, everyone stops to watch as a figure flies through the sky on an air-bike, heading for the Bone Palace. This is the Rani. When she arrives, Mrs Flood informs her that the level of doubt in the world is increasing, which pleases them both. Mrs Flood is then sent to take food to Conrad. She is subservient to her later incarnation.
Ruby meets a homeless woman in a wheelchair - Shirley Bingham - and they note how the Bone Beasts do not physically interact with their environment, as though they are not actually there at all.


Shirley recognises that Ruby, like her, has doubts about the reality of this world and so invites her to meet some like-minded people. All are from marginalised groups, including the disabled and neuro-divergent. They all know that something is wrong, as Shirley is homeless yet owns an expensive wheelchair. They have a theory that this is due to Conrad failing to even notice people like them. They aren't part of his idealised world, so aren't affected by him in the same way as everyone else.
Shirley and Ruby decide to check out the Bone Palace that night.


That evening, Smith sees a man appear on his TV screen, warning him that this world isn't real and pointing out the issue with the mugs. Though he doesn't recognise the man, it is Rogue.
Belinda wakes to the sound of breaking crockery and sees the Doctor demonstrate that mugs drop through solid tables. She calls the authorities to report her husband having doubts. The police arrive - led by Mrs Flood - and take Smith away. Belinda then finds herself arrested as well.
Smith is taken to the Bone Palace to be confronted by the Rani, who begins to jog his memory as to who he really is. Belinda is brought in and is told that her family life is false. Smith is taken to see Conrad and the baby, and told about how together they have created this world. Desiderium is the greatest of all the Gods of the Pantheon. His powers, harnessed through the Vindicator, sustain Conrad's wished-for world.
Whenever someone has doubts about this reality, it fractures the world. The doubts of a Time Lord should be enough to shatter it completely - unleashing the Underverse. There is someone there whom the Rani wishes to find - Omega.
She takes Smith to the balcony and he watches in horror as the city collapses in on itself, revealing a hellish alternative version. This is witnessed by Ruby and Shirley. His memories returning, the Rani traps the Doctor on the balcony which she then jettisons from the Palace.
As he plunges towards the ground, he remembers that Poppy really is his daughter...


Before the balcony can hit the ground, a door opens behind the Doctor and Anita Benn appears. This is a door into the Time Hotel.
In London, the clock strikes midnight and Time resets itself. Ruby and Belinda wake up to May 23rd 2025 once more. In the Bone Palace, the Rani and Mrs Flood now have the information they seek to locate Omega.
Anita has been tracking the Doctor's life through the hotel doors. They go to Smith's house and bring Belinda and Poppy into the hotel, where her memories return. They then go to UNIT Tower and use the hotel to free the minds of Kate and the others from Conrad's influence. The Vlinx and Rose Noble appear, who were never part of his vision of this world. A signal is sent out to chips embedded in the brains of all UNIT staff, designed to prevent mental takeover. Soon Ruby, Shirley and Mel all arrive.
The Rani has Conrad search his world for the Doctor, and he is traced to the tower.
She teleports there.


Confronting the Doctor, she explains that she never saw herself as his enemy. She wishes to locate Omega in order to revive the Time Lords using his biological material. The Doctor points out that Omega was banished to the Underverse for a reason, as he had become a mad god.
When Mel asks why the Doctor and Rani cannot repopulate their species, they respond that the Time Lords became sterile. This is why Poppy is so special. The Rani dismisses Poppy as a half-breed, and only pure Time Lord DNA will do. The child will vanish once Conrad's world collapses anyway. She teleports back to the Bone Palace to begin freeing Omega - sending the Bone Beasts to attack UNIT as a diversion.


The Doctor has Susan Triad build a Zero Room in which Poppy can be placed to preserve her from the collapse of this reality. Belinda will remain inside with her. The Doctor then has Kate give Ruby the Project Indigo device - a personal transmat - so that she can go to the Palace and confront Conrad, whilst he will travel there by air-bike to shut down its defences and give her access.
The Rani and Mrs Flood actually convince the Doctor that there may be a chance for the Time Lords if Omega is freed. A huge metal hatch bearing his seal is set up in the Palace control centre.
When this is opened, however, the Doctor's previous warnings about him prove to be true. He appears now as a gigantic skeletal creature, insane and impossible to reason with.
He snatches up the Rani and devours her, whilst Mrs Flood flees - activating the Time Ring she had been using the track the Doctor and Belinda. The Doctor uses the Vindicator to force Omega back into the Underverse.


Ruby confronts Conrad, but finds that he remains unmoved and unrepentant. She picks up Desiderium and then wishes him a happy life, and he vanishes. She and the Doctor take the baby into the TARDIS and travel to UNIT Tower. They make one final wish - that there should be no more wishes.
Opening the Zero Room, they find Poppy still present with Belinda.
Conrad's world has been replaced with the real one. He is now working in a fast food take-away.
Desiderium is taken to Carla Sunday's to be fostered. The Doctor, Belinda and Ruby convene in the TARDIS, planning to travel together. A cot has been set up for Poppy. As they talk, Ruby notices Poppy vanish - but the Doctor and Belinda don't acknowledge this. She argues that they saved the child so must find a way to bring her back, making them remember her.
Everyone at UNIT agrees. The Doctor heads off alone in the TARDIS to try to alter the universe very slightly, so that Poppy will have a place in it. The Thirteenth Doctor appears to try to talk him out of doing this, as it will mean him sacrificing regeneration energy to accomplish.


However, she relents as she comes to realise that this is something he must do - so begins to help him plan how he will achieve this. He channels regeneration energy into the Temporal Vortex, and the TARDIS materialises at Belinda's home. Instead of being a working nurse, sharing a flat, she is now a single mother bringing up Poppy. This is why she had been so desperate to get back to May 24th 2025 - to get back to her child. They make their farewells and he departs, materialising the TARDIS by the star which had once been Joy Almondo. He begins to regenerate, taking on a familiar form - that of his previous traveling companion Rose Tyler...


Wish World and The Reality War were written by Russell T Davies, and were first broadcast on Saturdays 24th and 31st May 2025.
They bring the 15th season of the revived series to a close - but do so in a deeply dissatisfying manner.
In fact, they pretty much kill the entire series off...
There are only two real problems with the story: everything we see on screen, and everything that was going on behind the scenes.
We'll start with the latter, as this informs much of what happens in the story itself. The deal with Disney was for three 60th Anniversary Specials, 16 standard episodes, plus a couple of Christmas Specials and a five-part spin-off series centring on UNIT. Any decision on extending this deal to a third series was reliant on how well the standard episodes did, as the Specials always attracted bigger than usual audiences anyway. 
Production on Series 14 had been delayed and its schedule amended due to the availability of Ncuti Gatwa, who was making a name for himself in films. Many fans thought that he would not stay in the role long because of this - naturally wishing to take on more lucrative roles and capitalise on this recent success.
Disney are notorious for keeping viewing figures secret, but we know from the BBC ones that viewing numbers were not good, with some of the lowest ever audiences for the series (falling well below 2 million for some episodes).
Concerns grew when Disney and Bad Wolf claimed that any decision on a third series would only come after the first two had aired and, as time passed, this began to look increasingly unlikely. If Disney were happy with what they were seeing, wouldn't they have simply pushed ahead so that another series would be ready for the same time next year? Disney themselves were in some difficulties, with a number of projects failing to take off - including Star Wars vehicles - and they were under pressure from more successful streaming providers. 
Gatwa then made the decision to quit, though this wasn't publicly announced. His departure meant that RTD2 had to significantly restructure what he intended for the Series 15 finale. To do this, the ending had to be dropped entirely and a new one written to tie up the series arc, and bring the Fifteenth Doctor's story to a close.


In terms of the actual episodes themselves, we have issues. 
Wish World is built purely on the idea that all the regulars are playing alternative versions of themselves. That's the joke. The Doctor is insurance broker John Smith, who dresses in pinstripe suit and bowler. Mel's the housewife who lives next door. The UNIT gang are mostly rather dull office workers. We get the set-up, and it's interesting and a little bit funny. But then it turns out that this is pretty much all we are going to get for the whole of the episode. It marks time, waiting for the rapid build-up to the climax - but we're pretty bored by this point.
The idea that this is all leading to the return of Omega fails to excite anyone - as we'd seen RTD2 do exactly the same thing last time with Sutekh, who turned out to be a huge disappointment as he bore no relation to the story which had made him such a great villain in the first place. Unlike last time, we don't actually get to Omega yet, and instead see London being turned inside out as the Underverse is revealed. This looks great - but we know that there's going to be a big reset the very next week.
And it turns out to be a literal reset, as Time automatically goes back a day at midnight and this has been going on every 24 hours for a while. The Rani's plan is to generate doubt - enough of which will fracture a deliberately manufactured reality, and the increasing use of disinformation in politics and society is one of the things which RTD2 is trying to highlight. It's all rather reminiscent of The Lie of the Land, however, with people being arrested for "thought crimes", challenging the new norm. He is also trying to highlight society's blind spot towards marginalised groups like the disabled.
Mrs Flood's role in the episode is quite redundant, Anita Dobson being kept on purely because RTD2 liked working with her it seems. She's reduced to a servile role - which was never the relationship between any of the Doctor's incarnations with each other. I assume Davies was looking to Urak in Time and the Rani - an obsequious servant of the Rani modelled on Uriah Heep.
Other problems include the fantastical way the Rani deals with the baby's family - just a bit too fairy tale.
The episode ends with the Doctor acknowledging that Poppy really is his child, but this doesn't go anywhere...


Even if we didn't know that this was to be the end of the Gatwa era, it has a finale walk-down feel. Lots of elements from his two series and specials are re-introduced. The Doctor is saved at the beginning of The Reality War by the sudden reappearance of Anita from Joy to the World. She has been using the Time Hotel to dip in and out of his history, allowing for a Dalek cameo as she witnesses his interrogation by them in Day of the Daleks. From the same story, the Doctor's regeneration takes place as the TARDIS orbits the star which Joy turned into. 
Conrad returns as the guiding force behind "Wish World" and Desiderium is the latest of the deities of the Pantheon of Discord, who have been the main enemy since The Giggle, but owe their appearance to an incident in Wild Blue Yonder.
Poppy, from Space Babies, plays a significant role in proceedings, and Susan Triad is back from Series 14, now working with UNIT (and their tea lady in the Wish World version). 
Last - and definitely least - is a cameo by Rogue.
The final episode sees the Doctor back to his usual self - even paying attention to how he looks by adapting his suit into a pinstripe kilt affair. The companion is supposed to be Belinda Chandra, but you wouldn't think so looking at this story. In the first half she is the alternate version of herself, and it is Ruby who is the independent one investigating what is wrong with the world. In the second half, Belinda is shoved into a Zero Room - preposterously cobbled together by Triad in about half an hour - and left there for most of the episode, having no role to play in the actual adventure.
She then goes from being an independent career-minded woman to being a single mother, which some have argued is a backward step. It was Conrad who, in his idealised world, thought that the only role for women was to be good wives and then good mothers.


It is Ruby who fulfils the companion role in The Reality War, being the one to confront Conrad and finally defeat him. She had also been given that substantial role in his introductory episode - Lucky Day - and you have to wonder why RTD2 even bothered dropping her and introducing a new companion in the first place, especially if there was always a question mark over any third series.
Belinda has to be one of the least developed companions ever, never really making an impact on the series.
If Belinda has little role to play, we also get reappearances by two of the most pointless characters in the series - Rose Noble and the Vlinx. Rose has been wheeled out before to no apparent purpose, and the Vlinx simply looks like a waste of VFX budget as it never seems to do anything Shirley can't do just as well.
The big disappointments, before we get to that ending, are Omega and the Rani. The latter, because Archie Panjabi has been quite wasted in the role. She is killed off rather too quickly, whereas it really ought to have been Mrs Flood who was the one to perish - allowing for the new Rani to make return appearances had the series continued. When we do see her, at least they have managed to make the character out to be different to Missy, which was always going to be a danger. She does flirt a bit with the Doctor and claims to have loved him, but not to the extent of the warped relationship between Missy and the Twelfth Doctor.
As for Omega... Well, we all saw how RTD2 screwed up the return of Sutekh as a big CGI monstrosity, and he does it again. The new Omega is a huge CGI zombie who bears no relationship to the character created by Bob Baker and Dave Martin, and who was played by Stephen Thorne and then by Ian Collier. The only nod to the past is the name, and the fact that the seal on his vault is based on a design element of the Arc of Infinity Omega, a chest plaque which bore the initials of prop and costume maker Richard Gregory. 
The Doctor here states that Omega was expelled by the Time Lords for being insane - which goes against his established history, where he was accidentally thrown into the universe of anti-matter, and the Time Lords didn't even know he'd survived until he started attacking them in The Three Doctors.
Sutekh was only a god in the minds of superstitious ancient Egyptians, and Omega simply thought he ought to have been treated as a god by the Time Lords. Neither were ever actual deities.
RTD2 might just as well have created his own new unique monster as spoil the memory of an existing one. If you're going to change an old monster beyond all recognition, then what is the point of bringing them back?


And so we come to the ending. Ordinarily this would have simply been yet another poor anticlimax, but its reputation is going to be sunk even lower by what will happen next...
As mentioned, Gatwa had decided to quit, and I'm going to make the assumption that RTD2 was already aware that Disney weren't happy and a third series was becoming increasingly unlikely - even if this wasn't actually confirmed to be the case. Therefore we can say that events weren't entirely within his control. Presented with the need to make a drastic change, we should have expected better than what we got.
I've already talked about how disappointing the conclusion to Belinda's story arc was. The Rani and Omega are both despatched all too quickly and easily with almost half the episode still to run, so we get an extended conclusion based around Poppy, who seems to have no connection whatsoever to the character we saw in Space Babies.
The Doctor has regenerated saving his companions, or saving the entire universe, but here he gives up his life for a child who wasn't even supposed to exist. He is helped in his decision-making more by Ruby than Belinda, and by a previous incarnation. Whilst it was nice to see Jodie Whittaker get a chance to come back, it really ought to have been the Fourteenth Doctor who fulfilled this role, as he was the bi-generation one who was there when this incarnation was born. That would really have brought the Fifteenth Doctor's story full circle.
Then there's the role of Susan. What role, you may ask? Exactly. After re-introducing her in The Interstellar Song Contest, and leading everyone to believe she is going to have some significance for the finale, Carole Ann Ford gets one tiny glimpse - seen on Smith's TV. We know that she was supposed to feature properly in at least one full new scene, as she has told us so. A sequence of the Doctor and Belinda dancing in a club was recorded, which we know about as the BBC released a publicity photograph of it in advance of the broadcast. This scene was supposed to have been observed by Susan and Poppy, with the former calling the child "mother" as they slipped away after watching the pair dance. This would have been the ending had RTD2 not had to shoehorn in a regeneration.
Everyone agrees that getting Billie Piper in for final shot was purely as a form of click-bait, to get people speculating. Little more than a stunt by a desperate showrunner, really.


Overall, boring first half, dreadful second half. Even without the cobbled together ending, this was hugely disappointing. It may not have been the cause of what was announced in June 2026, but it will now be seen as the coup de grace for an entire era of the show, embodying many of the things which went wrong with the revived series in its final two years...
Things you might like to know:
  • Nods to the more distant past of the series include the use of a Time Ring - first introduced in Genesis of the Daleks and seen again in Revenge of the Cybermen.
  • The Zero Room was an area of the TARDIS seen in Castrovalva, though the Doctor says they are not unique to TARDISes as he recalls one under the Junior Senate Block on Gallifrey.
  • Mel had previously encountered the Rani in Time and the Rani, where the Time Lady had impersonated her.
  • Jonathan Groff filmed his cameo as Rogue back when making his original episode in Series 14.
  • As well as a scene from Day of the Daleks, we also see Anita observe the Doctor playing Live Chess in The Wedding of River Song, and dancing with Rogue.
  • There are clips of all the previous Doctors as John Smith starts to remember his true identity. The Hartnell one is actually the Abbot of Amboise (The Massacre) rather than the Doctor - presumably a recoloured clip from The Time Meddler, turning his monk's habit white.
  • Project Indigo was first seen in The Stolen Earth, when used by Martha Jones to escape the destruction of UNIT's New York base, and to travel to Germany and to the Dalek Crucible.
  • Conrad's "Doctor Who" books are written by I.M. Foreman. If I have to tell you that name's significance then you really must be new to the series. The book titles refer to actual Doctor Who episodes, such as "Doctor Who and the Pandorica", "Doctor Who and the Big Bad Wolf" or "Doctor Who and the Timeless Children".
  • All of Shirley's group were played by people with disabilities. Amongst them was YouTuber Thomas Harries, who vlogs as "Tharries".
  • On the collapse of Conrad's world, the real world has some slight discrepancies from the one we know - such as the border between Sweden and Norway differing by a few miles, and actor Ernest Borgnine still being alive.
  • Whittaker wore a blonde wig for her return as she had long dark hair at the time. The code used by the production team for her surprise appearance, which Gatwa didn't know about until the last minute, was "Petrol" - a name RTD2 had considered for a companion.
  • The Doctor sets up his initial meeting with Belinda by throwing her star certificate into space for it to be found by the Robots who will later come to abduct her.
  • Anita tells the Doctor that "the Boss" sends his regards. This character was first mentioned by the Meep in The Star Beast, then again by members of the Pantheon. It was clearly meant to have some later significance, but obviously won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
Postscript:
"It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing..."

Shortly after the broadcast of The Reality War, RTD2 announced that the Doctor would return in a Christmas Special where the questions about the regeneration would be answered - though fans would have to wait until December 2026 to find out.
The final Disney co-produced episodes were broadcast in December 2025 on the BBC - the five part The War Between the Land and the Sea, which pitted UNIT against the Sea Devils. Six months later, at time of writing, Disney appear to have no appetite to show this spin-off series. This might suggest that the Disney+ viewing figures really weren't very good at all. 
(By now, most non-UK people who might have watched it will either have used a VPN to access it, or will have bought it on physical media if they have a region free player).

It was then confirmed in October 2025 that Disney would not be renewing their partnership with Bad Wolf - something which came as no surprise to fans. The Special was still going ahead. Lindsay Salt, Director of Drama at the BBC, was quoted at the time as saying "... and we are delighted that Russell T Davies has agreed to write us another spectacular Christmas Special for 2026."
As time went by, however, fans started to become concerned when there were no signs of any production work going on for this festive episode, though composer Murray Gold stated in an interview that he knew of several different versions of the script.

On 10th June, 2026, it was then announced that not only was the Christmas Special cancelled, but the BBC were putting the series out to competitive tender. Bad Wolf and Davies would no longer be involved in its production - and he claimed that there had never been a Special. 
This had been announced purely as a placeholder statement whilst they worked out what they were going to do next - proving that the deal with Disney was already dead back in June 2025. It also makes the BBC's Director of Drama out to be a liar, or someone who has been lied to.
The only project still on-going is the proposed animated series for younger children.
The series is therefore at worst cancelled, and at best on an enforced hiatus until someone else is prepared to take on what has become a failing property. The earliest we might see any new Doctor Who would be 2028, though many think the programme really needs to be rested longer than that - and something like 2030 - 25th Anniversary of the revived series - or even the 70th Anniversary might be a more likely, and preferable, relaunch date.

So what went wrong? Much of the blame is naturally being placed on Davies, for giving us a series which the general public had no interest in, and which the fans disliked. However, he had been brought back to rescue a programme that was already failing - so we really have to go back to Chris Chibnall's time in charge. After a lacklustre first season, which ignored old favourite aliens and presented a Doctor who was far from proactive in her own series, Chibnall decided to go heavy on continuity. Rather than build on what was already established, which could be accommodated within the existing narrative of the series, he elected to meddle with its very foundations. As any good builder or architect would tell you, you don't mess about with the foundations unless you really know what you are doing and the structure is stable. Doctor Who was perfectly fine as it was - the tale of a mysterious old man who fled his home planet with his granddaughter Susan, whom we first met in a junkyard at No.76 Totters Lane one evening in November 1963. We would later find out that he was a Time Lord, from the planet Gallifrey. That was the foundation of the series for the next five and half decades, and we were perfectly comfortable with it. Even the general public knew this much about who the Doctor was.

Chibnall clearly felt that he couldn't simply act as caretaker of the series, as a good showrunner should. He felt he had to make his mark by doing something new with the series. He decided that not only was the Doctor an immortal being from another universe and not a Time Lord at all, but there had been lots and lots of other Doctors before the one played by William Hartnell. 
To the casual viewer, this was of no interest whatsoever - but to the fans this was a heresy. Not only was there no reason to introduce this, and it failed to fit with everything we had seen before as far as the Time Lords were concerned, but it also looked rubbish in practice as we only ever got to see the one incarnation turning up every so often - one that the Doctor isn't even supposed to remember.
Apart from the odd appearance of the Fugitive or mention of his orphan status, the whole concept has virtually been ignored ever since anyway - so what was the point? All Chibnall achieved from his three years in charge was, in the end, the undying hatred of the fans.

He jumped, or was more likely pushed (would someone claiming to be a fan really quit just before a big anniversary?) and the next thing we knew was that Russell T Davies was coming back - which certainly looked like he was being brought in to rescue the series. His tenure after the series returned in 2005 had been generally well regarded and the reaction to his return was positive. The programme couldn't get any worse, was the general feeling...
Things started well enough, with news that David Tennant would be back with Catherine Tate as Donna Noble, in a trio of special episodes for the 60th Anniversary. The first of these was an adaptation of one of the best-loved DWW comic strips, whilst the third would see the return of the Toymaker, before the relatively unknown Ncuti Gatwa took on the role as the on-going new Doctor.
There was some absolute nonsense concerning the numbering of the series, just to keep the House of Mouse happy - but then came Space Babies... 
It was farting Slitheen and burping wheelie bins all over again.

But it's really what happened in the often overlooked middle anniversary special which would prove to be a contributory part of the series' downfall, however.
In Wild Blue Yonder, on a spaceship on the border between two realities, the Doctor resorts to an old superstition involving salt. The Toymaker, as a pre-existing figure, didn't need any excuse to be brought back, but Davies used this incident to introduce a whole pantheon of deities, characters who were usually presented as camp and over the top personalities. Any notion that the series had scientific credentials went out the window as magic became the norm. In the past, magic had always been explained away as only looking like it, but actually having an alien / scientific basis - The Daemons being a prime example.
With his new gods to play with, RTD2 pretty much dispensed with returning monsters other than one he had himself created in the Midnight entity, until it came to the series finales. I've already said above what I think went wrong with this last one, and you can find my opinion of Empire of Death elsewhere. The failings of both are very similar, because he pretty much followed the same flawed formula for both seasons (see below).

One significant complaint, as far as some fans were concerned, was the use of the series as a soapbox. Doctor Who has always had a political edge, covering ecological issues as far back as Planet of Giants for instance, whilst the Daleks have always been a warning of the dangers of Fascism and racial hatred.
From Chibnall onwards, the messaging in the series was becoming more overt, to the point that the audience was actually being lectured at, rather than to. Davies seemed content to continue this trend, albeit sometimes with more subtlety. There are those - and here I exclude myself - who think there is no place at all for politics or the promotion of certain personal or ideological agendas in a family adventure series, which should stick to telling good old-fashioned story-telling. Davies would argue that you can - and should - do both. If done well, where the messaging is properly integrated and relevant to the overall story, I'd agree with him - provided the story comes first, otherwise the tail is wagging the dog. Viewers just don't like being harangued, which is all some stories like Orphan 55 managed to achieve. If you want to get a message across, don't do it in such a way that people feel insulted and stop watching. (I've always argued that we Doctor Who fans are an enlightened bunch anyway, so they were simply preaching to the converted. The people they might have wanted to reach weren't watching).

We also have to look at the Doctor himself, both as a character and as a performance. Whittaker is a very good actor, but was badly served by scripts. I've no doubt that Gatwa will go on to become a very fine actor, but at present he simply hasn't demonstrated the range I would look for in a great one. He has tended to play the same sort of role which aligns with his own personality. He's playing himself most of the time, and failing to inhabit the character.
The Fifteenth Doctor never worked for me as he was too shallow, vain and fashion-obsessed, and failed to get across any genuine emotion. Bursting into tears at the drop of a hat is okay if the audience at home are feeling the same way. (We weren't). The one time we do get some real emotion from him, it's all negative - as he threatens then tortures Kid, who has been driven to extremes of terrorism out of what happened to his planet. If we're supposed to be seeing a darker side to the Doctor's nature, it is badly handled.
There was never the sense that this was an old man in a young man's body, in the manner achieved so successfully by Matt Smith.
With only eight episodes per season nowadays, it certainly doesn't help when the Doctor hardly features in some.
We've also had a run of poorly developed companions, supposedly the audience identification figures - another victim of the shortened seasons. They really ought to have stuck with Ruby for the duration. Just look how Millie Gibson carried 73 Yards and Lucky Day.
As for UNIT, well it's become a travesty of the original intention. An Avengers rip-off HQ and seemingly infinite amounts of technology which simply shouldn't exist in a contemporary setting. It's interesting to note that the Sea Devil spin-off dispenses with all of this. When the series returns, they really ought to get back to basics with UNIT and strip them of all these plot-convenience devices. Scrap the Vlinx and, if you really must have Rose Noble show up, for goodness sake give her something meaningful to do, beyond play the part of the token Trans character (because that's exactly what it feels like).

Lastly, one of the main problems I think hamstrung the RTD2 era was the way in which the two series were produced. Look at the production dates and you can see that Series 15 was being made a year or so before it was broadcast. I think that Bad Wolf and Disney knew there were problems back in 2024, but it was too late to change course and make the necessary changes for the second year. They were already committed to more of the same as it was already in the can, as it were, when they realised that people were critical of Series 14. 
Just look at the series' structure to see how RTD2 was sticking to a formula:
(1) Outer space romp, (2) recent historical setting with a member of the Pantheon, (3) Space soldiers on hostile alien planet with an element from the past (Vilengard / Midnight), (4) Ruby-centric folk horror tale which doglegs into something political, (5) a story in which the Doctor's current ethnicity is a factor, (6) a story inspired by current popular culture (Bridgerton / Eurovision), and (7 & 8) a finale which ineptly handles the return of a big villain from the series' past, now shoehorned into the Pantheon.
For the story arc, just have the same mature woman show up in a different guise every week.
Personally I do think, for some of the stand-alone episodes at least, that Series 15 was the better of the two, if only because we were spared a sequel to Space Babies.
There were other problems with the last two series, but for me these have been the main ones.

To sum up: was what has just happened inevitable? I'd say it was. The series has been mucked about with over the last few years and run into the ground, and by professional fan writers who really ought to have known better. I'd much rather that the series was rested than have it turn into the joke it was back in the second half of 1980's.
I was there in 1985 when the series was placed on an 18 month hiatus. I was there in 1989 when it was cancelled. I was there in 1996 when we had the false dawn of the TV Movie. I've experienced the wilderness years. I survived. We survived.
The BBC may not always be honest, but they are telling the truth when they say that Doctor Who is important to them. It has an infinitely variable format - which is why sticking to one thing like pantheons of gods, or any sort of formula, is a really stupid idea. If done well, it has proven itself time and time again that it can be popular. It has also proven, on more than one occasion, that sometimes it needs to lie fallow and, well, regenerate.
It will be back, of that there is no doubt. It's just a matter of Time.

Thursday, 11 June 2026

Story 318: The Interstellar Song Contest


In which the Doctor and Belinda visit the Harmony Arena, in the year 2925. This vast space station is about to play host to the 803rd Interstellar Song Contest - a future incarnation of Earth's Eurovision Song Contest. The TARDIS has materialised inside one of the VIP Pods. One of the presenters is Rylan Clark, who has been taken out of cryogenic suspension for the event. The Vindicator has been set up and the readings taken - but, on seeing Rylan, Belinda wishes to stay and see the show, and the Doctor agrees.
She enjoyed the contest as a child, and the Doctor recalls being present in 1974 when ABBA won with Waterloo. It is announced that the show is going out live to some 3 trillion viewers across the western galactic arm.
Their arrival has been noted by Mrs Flood who is also in the audience - observing them through a pair of opera glasses. She too decides to stay and see the show, as she has managed to record the Vindicator readings. This is the final one required.
As the Doctor and Belinda wonder who should be in this Pod, the actual ticket holders - Gary and Mike Gabbaston - are locked out. They are barred from entering by a robotic Droneguard, which simply states that "Phase One is completed" before moving off. 
In the production gallery, the Droneguards there repeat the same phrase. In charge here, directing the broadcast, is Nina Maxwell. She is surprised when a young man from the planet Hellion enters - given access by one of her crew, Wynn Aura-Kinn. His name is Kid, and Wynn is his girlfriend. He is armed, and announces that he has taken over the Droneguards.


On stage, Rylan improvises to cover the loss of instructions from the gallery, as the contestant representing Trion takes to the stage. She is Cora Saint Bavier. Everyone in the gallery has now been locked out, apart from Nina. Wynn interrupts the broadcast and replaces it with the recorded dress rehearsal, so that the viewers will be unaware that anything is wrong. However, Rylan was not present for this.
The Doctor spots the discrepancy between the broadcast, which can be viewed in the Pod, and what they can see on stage. He leaves the Pod to investigate.
Nina is forced to give Kid access to the arena's systems. He sends a message to Rylan, before shutting down the arena's air shield. Everyone in the auditorium is ejected into space - including the Doctor, the TARDIS, and Mrs Flood. They become frozen, but a gravity field prevents them from floating away - and Nina tells Kid that they could all still be saved. The Pods have an emergency override which seals them, so Belinda is safe. These were activated by Wynn. Those in the corridors and rooms outside the main arena are also unharmed.
Kid has no interest in saving anyone, telling Nina that he has been called a monster all his life due to being a Hellion. He orders the Droneguards to bring in a delta wave generator for the final phase of his scheme.


A panicking Belinda leaves the Pod and meets Cora, who attempts to calm her. She also explains that the station is in a communications lockdown, to prevent people betting on the contest, so no-one will be able to come to their aid until after the show has ended. They encounter a man named Len, who is a member of the tech team. He is examining the computer systems and finds that something is rewriting them.
Nina realises that she cannot reason with Kid, but she noted that Wynn saved those in the Pods. She therefore tries to speak to her. This fails to work. What they are doing, they are doing for Hellia.
In space, the rapidly freezing Doctor has a vision of his granddaughter Susan, standing in the TARDIS, urging him to go back and find her...
He spots a confetti cannon floating nearby and grabs it - using it to blast himself towards one of the station's airlocks. He is given access by Gary and Mike. The latter is a nurse, and he is able to use a first aid medi-kit to fully revive him.


He explains that he was able to increase the strength of the gravity field outside, just before being ejected, so everyone outside can indeed be saved. They are in a form of cryogenic suspension at present.
Kid rigs the delta wave generator to activate on reaching a specific song. The Doctor breaks into the computer system and discovers this. If broadcast, it will destroy the brains of all 3 trillion viewers. It is currently 70% ready.
The computer script is recognised as Hellion. This race had a beautiful world, but is now an ecological wasteland. This has always been blamed on the Hellions themselves, who have a terrible reputation across the galaxy. Cora, however, tries to defend them.
The Doctor, Gary and Mike come to a museum dedicated to the contest, where there is a computer access panel. Gary is a technician, specialising in hologram systems. To demonstrate his expertise, he operates a hologram of Graham Norton.
The Doctor then experiences another vision of Susan...


In the gallery, Kid detects that the computer is being tampered with and appears on the machine being worked on by the Doctor. Elsewhere, Belinda and Cora are also able to see the exchange between Kid and the Doctor, though they cannot be seen by them. Belinda is pleased to see that the Doctor has survived - whilst the Doctor is still unaware of her fate.
The Doctor and Kid threaten each other, with Kid stating that he will open all the airlocks and kill the survivors throughout the station. The Doctor, in turn, tells Kid that he will track him down and throw him out into space. Belinda is shocked to hear him speak like this. Wynn appears to tell Kid that the generator is now at 95%, and she is recognised by Cora.
Kid terminates the conversation and sends Droneguards to the museum to kill the Doctor, after tracing his location.
Cora admits to Belinda that she knew Kid and Wynn as children. He got his name as his mother was killed before she could tell anyone his real one. She confesses that she is actually a Hellion, and removes her wig to show the stumps where her horns used to be.
She tells of how Hellia was home to a unique poppy which was used to flavour a type of popular honey, marketed by the Corporation, who had bought out the planet and its people. After stripping Hellia of its poppies, the Corporation then ensured that none could ever be grown again and so become a source of competition for them. They ruined the planet, and helped spread the terrible reputation of its people - to the extent that someone like Cora had to hide her true identity. The Corporation sponsors the song contest - which is why Kid is targeting it. She thinks that Kid might listen to her, so she must get to the gallery - and Belinda assumes that is where the Doctor would also make for.


Kid and Wynn see generator power reach 99%, as Nina continues to try to talk them into stopping their scheme.
The Doctor suddenly appears. Kid shoots at him, only to find that he is a hologram being generated by Gary. He destroys the generator and disarms Kid. He has adapted this hologram so that it has some physical substance, and uses a control glove to begin torturing Kid with electric shocks. Wynn and Nina try to get him to stop, but he only does so when Belinda arrives in the gallery with Cora - and he sees another vision of Susan imploring him to stop. Cora tries to speak to Wynn, but she refuses to listen as Cora ran away and abandoned her people - doing nothing to expose what happened to their world.
Nina takes back control of the Droneguards and Kid and Wynn are taken away to face justice.
There is still the issue of the thousands of people frozen in the gravity field. The Doctor has Gary adapt the hologram generator to turn it into a tractor beam, whilst Mike will adapt one of the VIP Pods to turn it into a revival booth, to process groups at a time.
The contest soon resumes, and Cora takes to the stage to sing as a Hellian one of their songs, highlighting the ruination of the planet.
The TARDIS has been found and placed in the museum. The hologram of Graham Norton is triggered, which tells the history of the original contest. He states that it ended with the destruction of Earth in May 2025. They take to the TARDIS and set the controls for 24th May 2025, but the TARDIS responds badly and the doors explode inwards...
When Gary and Mike restore Mrs Flood, she begins to regenerate. Instead of changing body, however, a second figure emerges from her, for this is a bi-generation.
Mrs Flood is revealed to have been the Rani all along...


The Interstellar Song Contest was written by Juno Dawson, and was first broadcast on Saturday 17th May 2025. The timing wasn't random, as this was the evening on which that year's Eurovision Song Contest was to be shown. 
This was a gamble as there was live football on that afternoon, which may have gone to extra time / penalties in the event of a draw - in which case Doctor Who would almost certainly have been postponed as the song contest was a live affair being coordinated by multiple international broadcasters.
Juno Dawson had written a number of Doctor Who spin-off stories - both books and audios - and had been earmarked to write an episode for the second season of Class had it gone ahead.
If there's an earlier story from which this has drawn its inspirations, then that would be Bad Wolf / Parting of the Ways. In both we have an evil but never seen corporation behind popular entertainment, current TV celebrities cameo as themselves despite a far future setting, a pastiche of current popular TV shows, and use of a delta wave weapon is threatened.

The episode will mainly be remembered for four things: the return of Susan, as played by Carole Ann Ford; the appearance as themselves by certain celebrities; the return of the Rani; and that earworm that is Dugga Doo...
Ford had last been seen in the programme proper in 1983, when she joined the cast of The Five Doctors. She later featured in the CiN Doctor Who / EastEnders special Dimensions in Time, and has continued to play Susan on audio. Susan's return had been anticipated by fans for some time, with hints that she might have been in the Vault in Series 10, or that Susan Triad might be a later incarnation of her in the previous series.
The Rani had been introduced in The Mark of the Rani opposite the Sixth Doctor and had returned to face the newly regenerated Seventh Doctor in Time and the Rani. She too featured, as the main villain, in the Children in Need affair. Throughout she had been played by Kate O'Mara, who had died in 2014.
Like Susan, her return had been anticipated often - with just about every enigmatic female character about to be exposed as the Rani.
Fans had actually sussed that Mrs Flood was the Rani the year before.
Playing themselves are Graham Norton and Rylan Clark, who are both associated with Eurovision itself.
As for Dugga Doo, it was simply a pastiche of the irritatingly catchy melodies many countries come up with for the competition. The song is "performed" by a black and orange puppet.


How much you like this episode really depends on your level of interest in Eurovision. I used to watch it in the 1970's, but have no interest in it at all these days. Even people who have never watched it know what it is about, however, as it often makes the news anyway. Turkey never votes for Greece and Greece never votes for Turkey because of Cyprus, the UK gets nil points, and a number of countries boycotted this year's contest because of Israel's inclusion. The winner is someone you will invariably never hear of ever again. That's it in a nutshell.
Despite my ambivalence towards its source material, I was actually enjoying this episode but it all went wrong for me half way through. The image of the floating bodies in space, lit by a hellish red glow from beneath, was one of the most striking images I've ever seen in the programme - not just because of what it looked like but because of what it represented. I thought that maybe this time someone had made the brave decision to show a massacre of innocent bystanders. A really shocking moment.
But then they suddenly announce that the people aren't really dead, and all can be saved - and you just know that this is exactly what is going to happen before the end of episode. Narrative cowardice in my view.


There are other problems. We have a very stereotypical contemporary gay couple - Gary and Mike - who are obsessed with the contest. Between them, they just happen to have the exact skill sets needed for the plot. Gary knows all about holograms, and Mike is a nurse. It's like "Plot Writing For Beginners". There's something lazy about the writing, what with its stereotypes and fairly unimaginative storyline.
Another problem is the presentation of the Doctor. In this he becomes someone else entirely and begins to threaten to get even with the villain, and then goes on to torture him. I could well see this coming from Capaldi's Doctor, but Gatwa has been such a lightweight in the role that it simply doesn't ring true. The Twelfth was dark and unpredictable, but Fifteen has always been too shallow a characterisation.
Kid is made out to be a monster - he admits as much himself - but one man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter, and when you learn his backstory and that of his planet, you can begin to see some reasoning behind his actions - even if you abhor the way he intends to go about achieving his revenge. The episode seems confused on the issue. If Kid really was a monster, killing for no reason, then we might have sensed why the Doctor reacts the way he does. But we get to see that, in his own mind at least, Kid has justification for taking the actions he does - making the Doctor's reaction an aggressive knee-jerk one, leaping in without gathering facts or making any informed decision. This is something we rarely see from him. He makes mistakes, but doesn't resort to this kind of cruel behaviour.
It's an attempt to make this incarnation of the Doctor more threatening - but just doesn't work. We too used to seeing him burst into tears over everything that upsets him by this point.
Belinda says she's shocked to hear the Doctor threaten Kid, and fears what he would be like if left unchecked - but she's only known him five minutes. It's a watered down version of Donna Noble's "You need someone to stop you" in The Runaway Bride.
My final criticism is the bi-generation. It was made out to be something pretty unique when used for the Fourteenth / Fifteenth Doctor, but now looks like any old Time Lord can do it. At least it let us use "The Two Ranis" joke (and I've a sneaking suspicion that this is exactly why RTD2 did it).


The main guest artist is Freddie Fox, who plays Kid. He's a member of the well-known British acting dynasty - his father is Edward Fox, and mother Joanna David. His sister is Emilia Fox, and his uncle is James Fox. Cousin Laurence Fox, ex-husband of Billie Piper, is infamous for his right wing politics these days. Freddie appeared in an episode of Lewis opposite him.
Freddie previously featured in RTD's Cucumber and Banana, and has played Lord Alfred Douglas on stage, and featured in the film adaptation of Wilde's An Ideal Husband. He also appeared in the 2023 "Ghost Story For Christmas" - Lot 249 - and GoT prequel series House of the Dragon
Wynn is Iona Anderson, who is relatively new to television. She recently appeared opposite John Simm in crime drama Grace.
Playing Cora is Miriam Teak-Lee, who is best known for stage musicals.
Ex-Coronation Street regular Charlie Condou plays Gary, opposite Kadiff Kirwan as Mike. He has appeared in Black Mirror, Slow Horses and Inside No.9. Condou is at time of writing appearing in RTD's latest drama Tip Toe, which stars Alan Cumming and David Morrisey.
Nina is played by Kiruna Stamell, whose first film role was in Baz Luhrmann's Moulin Rouge. She was a regular in daytime medical soap Doctors.
Also amongst the cast is Christina Rotondo, playing singer Liz Lizardine. Rotondo had previously played Janis Goblin in The Church on Ruby Road.
Joining the series as the new incarnation of the Rani is Archie Panjabi, star of The Good Wife. She has guested in many of the British detective dramas, as well as comedies such as Still Open All Hours and The Thin Blue Line. Film roles include East is East and Bend It Like Beckham.


Overall, it could have been so much better had they allowed it to go darker - but tying it in with the lightweight Eurovision Song Contest meant that was never going to happen. The terrorist / hijack scenario might be ten a penny in US crime shows and movies, but it's rare for Doctor Who, and maybe should have been saved for another time and another context. Biggest disappointment will be one of hindsight, as we now know Susan's reappearance is going to lead absolutely nowhere...
Things you might like to know:
  • Dawson's first idea was for a disaster movie set-up, similar to The Poseidon Adventure. Not only was this deemed too expensive, it also had obvious similarities with The Voyage of the Damned. Instead, RTD2 suggested "Die Hard meets the Eurovision Song Contest".
  • Dawson and Davies contributed lyrics to some of the songs, though Dugga Doo was entirely the work of Murray Gold, who wrote four new compositions for the episode.
  • Bucks Fizz's Making Your Mind Up can be heard in the episode. This won the 1981 Eurovision Song Contest for the UK.
  • Rylan Clark wasn't in the original version of the script. In his place was a blue-skinned being named Xylan, presumably based on him.
  • Freddie Fox was named after Fred Zinnemann - director of the original The Day of the Jackal, which starred his dad.
  • The bi-generation scene was recorded later, once production on Wish World had got under way.
  • The Droneguards will be back in the next story, based in the Rani's Bone Palace.
  • The song performances had to be filmed first, so that they could then be shown on screens in scenes shot up to 10 days later with the main cast.
  • The planet Trion gets a mention. This was homeworld to the Fifth Doctor's companion Turlough, and has recently featured again in the ancillary material for the Season 21 - The Collection box set. The Doctor and Tegan visit the planet in the comic strip which concluded the events of the specially made trailer.
  • The aforementioned Liz Lizardine is, in appearance, potentially a member of the same race as Malpha, one of the Planetarians in Mission to the Unknown and The Daleks' Master Plan. Or maybe not.
  • Alpha Centauri and Trenzalore are also mentioned. One of the performers is also said to be a Zygon.
  • Susan's earrings were based on the signet ring worn by her grandfather.
  • It was Ncuti Gatwa who had suggested that the Rani return, though I suspect that RTD2 did not need much persuading.
  • Gatwa was to have been the UK's voting spokesman for Eurovision on the night, but dropped out very late in the day, replaced by Sophie Ellis-Bextor - daughter of a Doctor Who guest artist.

Thursday, 28 May 2026

Story 317: The Story & The Engine


In which the Doctor and Belinda travel to the city of Lagos in Nigeria, where his favourite barbershop - Omo's - is to be found...
In the shop, three young men listen as an older man has his hair cut. Images appear on the window, illustrating what he is narrating - the story of how a mysterious blue box appeared in the sky during a forest fire and saved a village, when a man in its doorway hosed down the flames until the inferno was  quenched. This was when the older man, who is Omo, first met the Doctor and became his friend.
A red light comes on above an inner doorway and the building shakes, and one of the younger men - Tunde - states that they need the Doctor now...
The TARDIS materialises nearby. It is 2019, and the Doctor sets up the Vindicator then tells Belinda that he is going to get his haircut. She will wait in the TARDIS.
He approaches the shop, which sits in an alleyway, and sees a sign warning people to turn back. There are also Missing Persons posters on the wall depicting four people - Omo, Tunde, Obioma and Rashid.
The shop appears to be boarded up and derelict, but the Doctor enters. The door slams shut behind him and, at the same moment, a red light flashes in the TARDIS and a klaxon fills the air.


In the shop, however, the light is green. Omo tells the young men that he knew the Doctor would come.
Obioma has just had his hair cut, but isn't leaving.
Demanding to know what has happened to the shop, Omo explains to the Doctor that it is under new management, and the Barber appears. He explains that this is his establishment.
The light turns red and a klaxon sounds - and Obioma's hair grows back.
Rashid begins to tell a story, and the light reverts to green.
The Doctor sees images moving on the window - but they are of monsters he has fought.
Omo explains to the Doctor that the chair, window and the Barber's clippers are all interconnected - and he must tell a story. The Barber states that "it" needs feeding, and is always hungry. He leaves for the back room, and a woman enters bringing food. Her name is Abby, and the Doctor has a vague recollection he has seen her before.
As the door closes behind her, the red light once again comes on, the klaxon sounds, and Belinda experiences the same in the TARDIS.
Abby follows the Barber into the back room, and the others explain that she is his assistant. They both used to work for her father but he was cruel to her and so they left him.


The pair are now keeping the men here, until they reach their destination. The shop is really in motion.
Omo explains that the Barber turned up one day with his own clippers and offered him a free haircut. He felt a strange sensation, like an electric shock. His door keys would no longer work, and he tried to keep people from entering but the shop seemed to accept a select few of Omo's best customers - the three young men. They are now forced to remain here and tell stories.
The Barber returns, with the red light and klaxon sounding. He asks who wants to go next, and the Doctor volunteers. When the cape is placed over him in the chair, he feels an energy surge and finds himself immobilised.
Instead of stories about his many alien enemies, he elects to tell the story of an ordinary incident which happened to Belinda at the hospital where she works. Despite having a family event to go to, she stayed on to look after a particular patient. Two weeks later they came back to thank her.
When he finishes, the green light comes on and the chair releases him. The Barber reports that the batteries are full, and the Doctor's hair grows back.
Abby reappears and the Barber informs her that with the Doctor's stories they will reach their destination rapidly as he is powering the Engine. She will be able to assume the throne and rule. He goes to check on the Engine. Abby uses a device to lock the door behind him. 
In the TARDIS, Belinda asks the ship to locate the source of the light and sound - and an image of the barbershop appears on the scanner.
She leaves the ship and begins making her way there. As she gets closer, she sees a little girl walking alone who stops to look at her. She loses sight of the child - unaware that she resembles Captain Poppy, whom the Doctor and Ruby met on a space station orbiting the planet Pacifico Del Rio...


The Doctor is angry with Omo for having tricked him into becoming trapped here. He manages to open the front door using his sonic screwdriver - only to find himself being sucked out into a mysterious void. He drags himself back inside and discovers that the barbershop is actually sitting on the back of a gigantic mechanical spider, moving through a region known as the Nexus, travelling along what the Barber calls the World Wide Web. The doorway contains a space-time compressor.
However, moments later Belinda walks in from the alleyway, having ignored the warnings to turn back. She tells the Doctor about the red lights and alarms sounding in the TARDIS.
The Barber claims a number of different identities - all deities famed for story-telling, mischief and trickery. The Doctor denies this, stating that he has met some of them personally and doesn't recognise him. The Barber then states that he was human once, and is the person behind their stories - who made sure they got out into the world.
Abby then claims that he also made the Nexus.
The Doctor then recalls where he has seen her before. She is Abena, daughter of Anansi. She accuses him of having once abandoned her, when he was in another incarnation - that of the "Fugitive Doctor".
When the barbershop gets to the heart of the Nexus, the Barber intends to destroy the old gods and end their stories - taking over himself. The Doctor believes this could destroy the human race.


The Doctor is forced into the chair and Abena begins to cut his hair. Another of his stories is needed - to speed the spider towards its destination.
However, Abena has cut a pattern into his hair - a map to what lies beyond the inner door of the shop. She has come to accept the Doctor's warnings about the Barber - of how humanity needs stories - and accepts that he was unable to help her in their earlier encounter. 
The Doctor and Belinda pass through into the back and through a maze of book-lined corridors. 
The map leads them to the Engine Room, where a large organic structure sits. TV monitors show excerpts from the Doctor's life, in all of his incarnations. The Barber tells him that he has provided an eternity of stories to power the Engine - but the Doctor begins sabotaging it. He warns that the power will overload.
Everyone flees - the front door now leading back into the alleyway. The mechanical spider attempts to follow them out, but the Doctor uses the sonic to force it back inside.
It explodes in the Nexus.
The Barber has survived, now a powerless human being - his all-consuming purpose now gone. Those he made captive refuse to hold it against him as he was simply a victim of his obsession. He goes back into what is now an ordinary barbershop, and the Doctor tells him he will return soon for a haircut and to hear his story. Abena will leave to make a new life for herself, and the others return to their families.
Belinda tells the Doctor about the strange child she saw, and he thinks this was probably just leakage from his stories...


The Story & The Engine was written by Inua Ellams and first broadcast on Saturday 10th May 2025.
Ellams had been developing a script with Chris Chibnall for Series 13, when this was cancelled due to the pandemic and replaced with Flux.
Last time, I said how Series 15 was following the same pattern as Series 14. Does this still hold? Yes it does, as the fifth story of each features the Doctor's current ethnicity as a key feature.
As mentioned in discussing The Well, Ncuti Gatwa had wanted to do a story involving Nigerian deities, which RTD2 had failed to fit in with his own plans for the Pantheon of Discord. Knowing his star wanted to do a story based in Africa, Ellams was approached on Gatwa's recommendation - unaware that Ellams had already reached out to the showrunner. 
Inua Marc Mohammed Onore de Ellams II was born in Nigeria in 1984, but moved to England aged 12, and three years later to Ireland. He is best known as a poet and playwright.
For inspiration, he looked to one of his best known plays - Barber Shop Chronicles, staged in 2017. This featured scenes from six different barbershops across the UK on one particular day, set against the backdrop of a Chelsea - Barcelona football match. Characters discussed a range of issues including racism, homosexuality and masculinity in the black community. For research, Ellams had visited barbershops in London and across Africa and recorded hours of candid conversation.
The same setting had formed the backdrop to a popular Channel 4 sit-com named Desmond's, which ran from 1989 - 1994. Norman Beaton played the title character, who ran a barbershop in Peckham, South London.


The story certainly shows its stage inspirations, as it is set almost entirely within the confines of Omo's barbershop and concentrates on the stories a small group of people tell in this situation. As well as the limited cast and setting, it is also dialogue-heavy. We do have some interesting visual imagery - the mechanical spider with the building on its back, the stories being animated on the windows, and the Engine Room with its huge gourd-like structure and multiple TV screens.
Welcome as these visuals are, we are for the most part stuck with a small group of (mostly) men talking in a room for much of the running time - and what they have to say isn't always clear. This is partly due to the sound mix, partly to do with accents, and partly to do with reams and reams of expositional dialogue. Truth be told, I really didn't understand it on first viewing, and had to visit a transcript site later to find out exactly what it was I had just watched.
In a nutshell, it is about the power of story-telling. Gods exist purely through the myths and legends told of them, and someone has to ensure these are told. 
The Barber at first claims to have been all of these deities, but then claims only to have been the one to disseminate their stories and so keep them alive. The Doctor seems to think that the human race can't exist without stories.
You could say that all this is a metaphor for Doctor Who itself. The customers are the writers, with RTD2 acting like the Barber - the showrunner ensuring the series (the Story Engine) is fed and gets to its destination, i.e. a critical and popular success. We see lots of clips from previous stories feeding the Engine - the programme relies heavily on continuity with its past (even if egregiously abused).
Or, the Engine is the TARDIS, with the Barber as the Doctor and Abena the companion, having adventures (stories) as they travel along. The Barber also claimed to have had different incarnations in the past.
Actually, it's ironic that, if RTD2 is the Barber, then he should succeed where the latter failed. He has killed the gods (the Doctors) by ending their stories (the current hiatus) and the human race (the fans) are being left to suffer...


The main guest artist this week is Ariyon Bakare, who plays the enigmatic Barber. His work includes appearances in Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell and Good Omens, and he is well known for playing Lord Boreal in His Dark Materials. In 2025 he won a Best Supporting Actor BAFTA for Mr Loverman.
This is his second appearance in Doctor Who, having played the leonine alien Leandro in The Woman Who Lived.
Abena is Michelle Asanti, who has also appeared in the series before - as the neighbour of Maebh and her mother in In The Forest of the Night. She has featured on a number of Big Finish audios.
Omo is played by Sule Rimi, who featured as Lt Gorn in Andor and appeared in the 2024 remake of The Day of the Jackal.
The trio of customers are Stefan Adegbola (Rashid), Jordan Adene (Tunde) and Michael Balogun (Obioma). 
Adegbola had previously appeared in Aliens of London and The Magician's Apprentice, and theatre work includes productions at the Globe and with the RSC.
Adene has appeared in The Sandman and Young Wallender, and Balogun has worked with the National Theatre as well as an appearance in TV series Sherwood. Balogun and Sule Rimi had worked with Ellams on a production of Barber Shop Chronicles.
Anita Dobson makes another cameo as Mrs Flood, this time playing Belinda's neighbour once again, seen when the Doctor tells the story of her day at work in the hospital.
Also making a return is Sienna-Robyn Mavanga-Phipps, as Poppy. We also get a cameo from Jo Martin as the Fugitive Doctor. This is very brief, and confuses as the Doctor isn't supposed to remember anything prior to the Hartnell incarnation.


Overall, visually impressive on occasion but a storyline I found difficult to get into. A story about story-telling, it naturally depends very much on dialogue and, whilst this is rich in metaphor and poetic as befits its author, is confusing on first viewing. Once you have an idea of what it is about then it does benefit from a second watch.
Things you might like to know:
  • This story was originally intended to follow Dot and Bubble in Series 14, acting as a companion piece. In the first story, the Doctor's ethnicity was held against him, whilst the next story would have seen him able to embrace it.
  • This is a very rare visit by the TARDIS to the African continent. It first arrived there in The Chase, when it visited a funfair in Ghana - though the Doctor wasn't even aware of the location at the time. Other than trips to Egypt in The Daleks' Master Plan and Pyramids of Mars, the only other visit I can think of is when the Doctor collects big game hunter Riddell in Dinosaurs on a Spaceship, when he also picked up Nefertiti from Egypt. Egypt seems to be a popular destination as the Doctor also went there on one of his Christmas trips with Abigail and Kazran in A Christmas Carol.
  • Controversially, the Lagos setting is of concern as gay people are persecuted in Nigeria - making it a poor choice as one of the Fifteenth Doctor's favourite places.
  • Drone footage of a Lagos street market was filmed specially to act as establishing shots, whereas the entire production took place in Cardiff. The market scenes employed some 80 extras.
  • Ellams has a cameo here, playing the market stallholder encountered by Belinda.
  • Every previous Doctor is seen on the Engine Room TV screens - apart from the Seventh. Intended was a clip of the Doctor confronting Davros from Remembrance of the Daleks but this doesn't appear. Either it was cut, or that particular TV screen simply wasn't visible in the footage used.
  • Rashid tells a story about the cellist Yo-Yo Ma visiting Botswana. This was an actual story told to Ellams by singer Bobby McFerris, which he later adapted as a poem.
  • The Doctor claims that the TARDIS usually cuts his hair for him.
  • The clips seen in the Engine Room come from the following stories / episodes: The Daleks, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, The Tomb of the Cybermen, Spearhead From Space, Pyramids of Mars, The Five Doctors, The Ultimate Foe, Night of the Doctor, The Doctor Dances, Voyage of the Damned, Vincent and the Doctor, The Zygon Inversion, Heaven Sent, The Woman Who Fell To Earth, The Power of the Doctor, The Giggle, The Church on Ruby Road and Boom.