Wednesday, 28 January 2015

K9 and Company: A Girl's Best Friend


In which Sarah Jane Smith discovers that the Doctor didn't forget about her after all. Sarah's Aunt Lavinia lives in the village of Moreton Harwood in Gloucestershire, where she co-owns a market gardening business with neighbour Bill Pollock. She upsets some of the local people by writing articles for the local newspaper critical of their ancient traditions and superstitions. Sarah comes to stay in early December, and finds that her aunt has left without leaving any message for her. Also coming to stay is Lavinia's teenage ward, Brendan Richards. Sarah collects him from the station. Already knowledgeable about computers, he wants to learn more about agriculture so that he can get involved in Lavinia's gardening business himself later on. Back at the house, they discover a large box that Lavinia has been looking after. It was brought here from the Croydon home Sarah and her aunt shared. Sarah has not been back home for a while, having worked in New York with Reuters for the last 2 years. On opening the box, they find that it contains a robot dog. This is K9 Mark III - a present from the Doctor.


The next day, Colonel Pollock shows them round the business. They meet the head gardener, George Tracey, and learn that business is bad as the soil has become poorer in recent months. Tracey is scathing of Brendan's scientific ideas to improve the soil, claiming it is best to leave such things to nature. Sarah heads into the village and learns that no-one saw her aunt leave, and she learns of the upset she caused with her attacks on local pagan practices. Alone in the house, Brendan is attacked by George and his son Peter, but K9 chases them off. Brendan is not aware of the identity of his attackers. Peter is encouraged by his father to try once more, and this time he successfully manages to kidnap the young man.


Investigating, Sarah and K9 learn of a coven active in the area - worshippers of the ancient goddess Hecate. They realise that Brendan is going to be sacrificed at the Winter Solstice in a ceremony to improve the land. As midnight approaches, they search all of the churchyards in the local area. They then discover that there is a de-sanctified church on Lavinia's own property. As Brendan is about to be sacrificed, K9 charges into the graveyard and strikes down the two coven leaders. The others flee. The leaders prove to be Pollock, and the local post-mistress, Lily Gregson. She had earlier withheld a telegram from Lavinia, explaining that she had set off on a US lecture tour earlier than scheduled.
Sarah, Brendan and K9 celebrate Christmas a couple of days later.


This one-off special - as it turned out - was written by Terence Dudley, and was broadcast on 28th December, 1981.
It was intended as a pilot for a series which never got commissioned - despite getting healthy viewing figures around the 8.4 million mark. It would have been even better if a regional TV transmitter hadn't packed in. (A repeat screening the following Christmas got very good figures as well. I was one of those who braved that which comes at the end of this post twice - with a mere 12 months to recuperate in between...).
Lis Sladen had recently been approached about returning to the role of Sarah in Doctor Who itself - helping to bridge the transition from Tom Baker to Peter Davison. She turned that down, and producer JNT came up with this idea for her instead. Glad to see the back of K9 from the parent programme, he knew that the character was still extremely popular, and there had been a "Save K9" campaign run by The Sun when it had been announced that the character was to be axed (no doubt orchestrated by JNT himself, for the publicity). John Leeson once again voiced K9.
Terence Dudley had recently directed the Season 18 story Meglos, and had written two scripts which were being lined up to form part of Peter Davison's first season (Four To Doomsday and Black Orchid). It was decided to forego any alien threats and to make the villains purely home-grown and human. Whether this would have remained the case if they had gone to a full series, we will never know. Interestingly, the story did prompt a World Distributors' annual - and it is almost wall to wall satanic cults, but then the writers only had this one offering to go by.
JNT intended the series to be called A Girl's Best Friend - but his superiors insisted on having K9 prominent in the titles. K9 and Company would have become the series title, and A Girl's Best Friend the title of the pilot episode only. As such, with no series, the latter title became a subtitle.
The VHS, DVD and Target novelisation for this story all stick with K9 and Company.
The story was shot quite cheaply and hurriedly. The recording only finished on 30th November, 1981, and it was broadcast just one month later.


There is quite an impressive cast on view. Ian Sears plays Brendan. His honking laugh has to be heard to be believed. After appearing only recently as General Grugger in Meglos, Bill Fraser seems far more comfortable in the role of Bill Pollock. George Tracey is the excellent Colin Jeavons (last seen in the Doctor Who world as Damon in The Underwater Menace). His son is played by Sean Chapman. Lavinia Smith is Mary Wimbush - best known for a 40 year stint on The Archers, but who also featured in a Russell T Davies series, Century Falls.
Two characters are set up as being slightly sinister, but this is a red herring and they prove to be nice folks after all - a couple named Howard and Juno Baker. He's played by Neville Barber, and she by Linda Polan. Barry Letts would cast her in his 1982 production of Gulliver in Lilliput. Lily Gregson is played by Gillian Martell.
The episode ending is:
- K9 attempting to sing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".


Things you might like to know:

  • Lavinia Smith had been mentioned back in Sarah's first story - The Time Warrior. She was described as a virologist, and Sarah impersonated her to get access to the place where the Brigadier was holding all the scientists who were at risk of kidnap by the Sontaran Linx.
  • The Hand of Fear is referenced - Sarah's "So he didn't forget..." line.
  • And is that Planet of the Spiders also being referenced - with Sarah having more problems with tractors on country roads?
  • K9's unveiling is accompanied by a hint of the Doctor Who theme.
  • Whilst many people would have preferred just to forget this story ever happened, it does later tie in with the parent programme, as well as being the starting point for The Sarah Jane Adventures. Sarah owns K9 in The Five Doctors - though she's no longer living in Moreton Harwood. He's still with her come School Reunion, when he is destroyed whilst blowing up the Krillitanes - to be replaced by K9 Mark IV, who will feature throughout The Sarah Jane Adventures.
  • Lavinia's description of Sarah never being in one place "long enough to lick a stamp" is used by Sarah herself in SJA to describe her now late aunt to her son Luke.
  • The books and audios have not forgotten this story either. Apparently Brendan doesn't go on to take over the market garden business, but goes off to Cambridge then becomes something big in Silicon Valley.
  • If you've read my Christmas posts way back in the first year of this blog, you will know that K9 is more likely to have been the intended sacrificial victim than Brendan. Dogs were often sacrificed to Hecate.
  • It was originally intended that Brendan would have been even more scantily clad for sacrifice than he was - but this was vetoed. Good job too, as far as the actor was concerned, as they were filming at night in late Autumn.
  • I've been putting it off as long as I could. Time to talk about that theme music and those titles... John Leeson reports that he had to go into a recording studio just to say "K9" a couple of times, and that was it - time to go home. The theme was composed by uber-fan and unofficial continuity adviser (and Northern Soul champion) Ian Levine. He has subsequently claimed that he intended the series to have an orchestral score, but his electronic demo was built upon by composer Peter Howell to give us the travesty that we know and (grudgingly) love. Actually, the music is the least of the problems, as it is the accompanying visuals which are the truly awful thing. Lis Sladen in a series of dreadfully dated 1980's fashions / hairstyles - just not our Sarah at all. The most leisurely jogging ever committed to film. K9 on a wall. Yes... K9 on a wall. In God's name, why??? Who needs to talk about it, when you can see it all for yourself...

January's Figurine Collection


This month's figurines have been released - Jabe from The End of the World, and the Genesis Dalek. Jabe is holding her personal computer and one of Cassandra's robotic sabotage spiders. Odd to think back to the time immediately before the series was relaunched in 2005. We knew the Autons were coming back, as pictures of the climactic battle scene had featured prominently in the tabloids, but the first official pictures the BBC released of new aliens included the Moxx of Balhoon and Jabe. I remember seeing her on the front page of The Times.
The grey Dalek from Genesis of the Daleks is the first of the classic series Daleks to be released that isn't from the Hartnell era (excluding the Special Weapons one, which was obviously a one-off). This has always been my own favourite colour scheme (though I'm one of the few who also liked the silver / black sphere Death to the Daleks livery).
Unfortunately I am going to have to send my one back, as the dome is somewhat squashed and flattened at the back. Anyone else experienced the same?

Saturday, 24 January 2015

TARDIS Travels No.9


Season Nine opens with the TARDIS console once more out of its box, though this is now the new console that made its d├ębut in Claws of Axos. As the Doctor tinkers with it, he and Jo suddenly see themselves standing in the lab doorway. Readers of the Target novelisation will know that this is actually the Doctor and Jo from the end of the story returning to the lab - and therefore seeing their earlier selves at the console. On screen, we are denied the pay off to this sequence.


Journey 079: UNIT HQ, 1972, to Peladon, date unknown.
Sometime in the far future when Earth is part of the Galactic Federation. The Doctor thinks he has got the TARDIS working again and is taking Jo to a dinner engagement with Captain Mike Yates by way of a test flight. The scanner fails to operate. The ship has materialised on a fairly narrow ledge half way up a mountain. The Doctor and Jo have only just left the ship when it tumbles down the cliff. The Doctor later realises that this has been a mission initiated by the Time Lords - to assist Peladon's entry into the Federation at this crucial time. No doubt they deliberately landed the ship in such an inconvenient place so that the Doctor would have to persevere with the mission rather than just head straight back home again.


Journey 080: Peladon, date unknown, to UNIT HQ, 1972.
King Peladon's men find the TARDIS and have it carried up to the citadel. The Doctor and Jo hope to stick around for the coronation ceremony, but the arrival of the real Earth delegate forces them to leave in a hurry. As it has been a Time Lord mission, it is unlikely that the Doctor will have been able to make good on his promise to take Jo to Queen Victoria's coronation instead.


Journey 081: Unit HQ, 1972, to Skybase One, orbiting Solos, 30th Century.
Another mission from the Time Lords. A mysterious black spheroid materialises in the Doctor's lab, and the ship suddenly becomes operational. The TARDIS materialises in a storeroom on the Skybase from where the colonial Overlords govern Solos. Earth's empire is on its way out. A rather byzantine way for the Time Lords to deliver a message,


Journey 082: Skybase One, 30th Century, to UNIT HQ, 1972.
Mission accomplished, the Doctor and Jo break into the storeroom to retrieve the TARDIS and head back home.


Journey 083: A hole in the ground in Cambridgeshire, 1972, to the Master's TARDIS, 1972.
The Doctor has the Brigadier transport the TARDIS to the Newton Institute, near Cambridge, after discovering that the Master is at work there. It is quite an eventful journey - the convoy being waylaid by knights in armour, Roundheads and then a V1 "doodlebug" rocket (hence it ending up in a hole in the ground). Realising that the Master is going to travel back in time to Atlantis in order to seize the crystal that controls Kronos, the Doctor decides to trap him here by materialising his ship around his enemy's. This is the first time that we see ever the TARDIS go exactly where it is supposed to. Things don't go totally to plan, however. Whilst the Master's ship is now inside the Doctor's as intended, his ship is also inside the Master's.


Journey 084: Master's TARDIS into the Vortex.
A journey of sorts. After the Master has cast the Doctor into the Vortex, he then separates the two TARDISes - leaving Jo stuck alone in the Doctor's ship. The telepathic circuits manage to locate the Doctor and bring him back on board. Back in Part One of The Web of Fear, the Doctor had suggested that Salamander might actually have survived being cast adrift in the Vortex, but by Utopia it is clearly fatal to humans. Note also that the posters attached to the TARDIS in Vincent and the Doctor are incinerated by the journey - yet an arrow fired by one of Queen Elizabeth I's bodyguards seems unaffected.


Journey 085: The Vortex to Atlantis, c.1500 BC.
The Doctor follows the Master to Atlantis. Worth noting, if you didn't see my recent piece on Logopolis, that the chameleon circuit of the Master's TARDIS does not seem to be operating. His ship remains in the shape of a large computer bank throughout this story. Again, the Doctor's TARDIS goes where it is supposed to go. If the Time Lords are monitoring all this and intervening, it certainly isn't mentioned at all. And if they were, why did they not send the TARDIS directly to the Doctor at the Institute?


Journey 086: Atlantis, c.1500 BC, to a void outside space and time.
Following an attempted Time Ram, the ship materialises in Kronos' natural habitat, along with the Master's ship. The Time Ram seems to be more than just materialising two TARDISes in the same place at the same time - otherwise what did the Doctor just do back at the Institute? See the aforementioned Logopolis for more TARDIS within TARDIS shenanigans.


Journey 087: Void outside space and time, to Newton Institute, Cambridgeshire, 1972.
The TARDIS materialises in the TOMTIT lab, exactly where the Master's TARDIS had stood - in other words where the Doctor had first materialised it when trying to stop him leaving.

Only one story in Season Nine did not to feature the TARDIS at all (The Sea Devils). Season Ten will see the Doctor's exile lifted, and he will spend quite a bit of time trying to get to a planet called Metebelis III...

Thursday, 22 January 2015

Story 115 - Logopolis


In which the Doctor becomes worried about the state of the TARDIS. Adric finds him brooding in the cloister room, contemplating on how the more you fix things, the more they fall apart. In short, he is worried about entropy. He decides that it is about time that the Chameleon Circuit was repaired. Rather than face awkward questions about Romana, he decides to forego the planned visit to Gallifrey. Instead, he will materialise the TARDIS around a real Police Public Call Box so that its measurements can be taken. These will be used by the Logopolitans to help repair the circuit. Logopolitans use the mathematics of block transfer computation to model space / time events.
Unbeknownst to the Doctor, the Master has already materialised his TARDIS around the police box - disguised as the same. This sets up a temporal trap, where the Doctor and Adric discover that within the police box is another control room with a police box in it. And within that is another control room with a police box in it, and so on.
The box sits in a lay-by, and a car has broken down here. Australian air stewardess Tegan Jovanka was getting a lift to Heathrow Airport to start her new job, driven there by her Aunt Vanessa. Vanessa sees a white figure watching from the fields opposite, though it has vanished when Tegan looks. Vanessa goes to the police box to summon assistance - and is killed by the Master. When she fails to return, Tegan follows and enters the box, becoming lost in the maze of TARDIS corridors. The Doctor and Adric emerge from the temporal trap to find themselves in the lay-by. The Doctor observes the white watching figure, which troubles him deeply. The police have arrived, and want to question the Doctor about two shrunken corpses sitting in Vanessa's car - her own and that of a policeman who had entered the box just after the Master had arrived.


The Doctor realises his old enemy has escaped from Traken. Adric stages a diversion, and the Doctor rushes back to the TARDIS and dematerialises. The Master's ship is hidden aboard. To flush him out, quite literally, the Doctor decides to materialise the ship underwater - aiming for the Thames in West London. They miss and land on a pontoon. The Doctor sees the Watcher once more and goes to speak with him. On returning to the ship, the Doctor sets the co-ordinates for Logopolis. Tegan finally finds her way to the control room. With her aunt dead at the Master's hands, she must go with them. The TARDIS arrives on Logopolis, landing in a settlement of small dwellings grouped around a radio-telescope - which the Doctor is surprised to see. Logopolitans normally use only pure mathematics in their work with no need for technology. The Master materialises his ship outside the TARDIS, intent on a scheme of his own. The Doctor, Adric and Tegan are greeted by the Logopolitan leader - the Monitor. He begins to assist with the Doctor's request to help fix the Chameleon Circuit. All over Logopolis, the citizens calculate the block transfer computations. The Doctor will remain in the TARDIS whilst they do their work. Something goes wrong, however, and the ship begins to shrink. The Master has sabotaged the computations, killing a number of the Logopolitans with his Tissue Compression Eliminator. Adric and the Monitor are able to find the erroneous data and the ship reverts to its normal size.


Adric is surprised to see Nyssa of Traken. She has been brought here by the Watcher. Believing him to be her father, she falls under the Master's influence. He then sets about bringing Logopolis to a halt - using sonic projectors to halt the work of the Logopolitans. He is aware that there is some great secret hidden here, and demands to know what it is. The Monitor is horrified. Logopolis has been maintaining the entire universe, which should have been destroyed by entropy long ago. They created the Charged Vacuum Emboidments - like the one that led to E-Space - in order to drain off the excess energy into these pocket universes. This is why they have the telescope - a replica of the Pharos Project on Earth which seeks to find extraterrestrial life. Their computations, fed through the telescope, keep the CVEs open. The Master's actions are irreversible. Entropy starts to eat away at the cosmos. The only hope is to go to Earth and run the program at the Pharos Project - with the Doctor forced to co-operate with his old enemy once more. As Logopolis crumbles, Tegan insists on going with them, whilst the Watcher takes Adric and Nyssa in the TARDIS. They travel to a point outside space and time. Nyssa watches in horror as her own world succumbs to the entropy field.
At the Pharos Project, the Doctor and the Master succeed in running the program and the CVEs are stabilised. The Master attempts to blackmail the universe, and the Doctor manages to stop him only at the cost of his own life. He falls from the telescope gantry. The Watcher has brought Nyssa and Adric here.
The Doctor, dying, informs his companions that this is the end for him - but the moment has been prepared for. The Watcher appears and merges with the Doctor's body - having been a projection of the Doctor all the time. The Doctor regenerates, and a younger, blond haired man appears in his place...


This four part adventure was written by out-going script editor Christopher H Bidmead, and was broadcast between 28th February and 12th March, 1981.
Closing Season 18, it marks the end of Tom Baker's seven year reign as the Doctor - still the most popular incarnation of the character. The story also sees the debut of companion Tegan Jovanka, played by Janet Fielding. Nyssa (Sarah Sutton) becomes a companion proper. So begins the era of the "crowded TARDIS".
We also get our first proper look at Anthony Ainley's Master. He is kept off screen for the first two episodes. His TARDIS is seen lurking within the Doctor's, and we only hear his malevolent chuckle in the first half. In hindsight, it was probably a mistake to model the Master's new look so much on Roger Delgado's original. It only serves to invite comparison - and Ainley will always be on a loser as far as that is concerned.
There are echoes of the Pertwee era throughout - not surprising considering that Barry Letts is still executive producing. The radio telescope takes us back to the original Master's introduction; the TARDIS within TARDIS is reminiscent of The Time Monster; and the Watcher - an intermediate form of the Doctor from between the two incarnations - reminds us of the character of Cho-Je in Planet of the Spiders, which saw out the last Doctor.
When Bidmead took on the role of script editor at the beginning of the season, he had been determined to bring more hard science concepts into the programme. The science in this certainly baffled this particular viewer on its initial broadcast (I had my 17th birthday during its run). It is another of those stories that really requires more than one viewing just to work out what all the "heat death" and CVE stuff is all about.
For someone so scientifically minded, however, you do have to wonder what Bidmead was taking when he came up with the idea of flushing the Master out of hiding by landing the TARDIS under the Thames and opening the doors.


Only a small number of guest artists appear. Thee police inspector who attempts to arrest the Doctor is played by Tom Georgeson, who had earlier appeared in Genesis of the Daleks. Aunt Vanessa is Dolore Whiteman, and The Monitor is John Fraser.
Episode endings are:
  1. The Doctor is taken to a car sitting in the lay-by by the police. Inside, he sees the shrunken corpses of Vanessa and a police officer, and realises the Master is still at large...
  2. The Doctor is trapped inside the shrinking TARDIS...
  3. To his revulsion, and the horror his companions, the Doctor is forced to co-operate with the Master once more...
  4. Just go back and read the end of the synopsis and look at the pictures (again)...

Overall, a suitably funereal mood hangs heavy throughout. Probably the best of Tom Baker's later performances. Little to fault really (save maybe that final model shot). Voted in 2013 the most popular Season 18 story. Part One again shows how good Adric might have worked had the production team really bothered. For better or for worse, Doctor Who would never be quite the same once Tom left. 17 year old me was in mourning.
Things you might like to know:
  • First time we hear the Cloister Bell sound effect, signalling impending catastrophe - still used on the programme today.
  • The only appearance outside of the 1996 Movie of the Cloister room.
  • Romana's bedroom gets jettisoned to provide the thrust to escape the Master's temporal trap.
  • Peter Davison's name appears in the end credits before Tom's. I know JNT was in a mad rush to establish his own Doctor - but I've never forgiven him for this.
  • It's the last time that the character will be called "Doctor Who" in the closing credits until Christopher Eccleston comes along in 2005. He'll be "The Doctor" from now on - something which David Tennant will insist on reinstating.
  • DWM's "Time Team" failed to add a few billion people to their "deaths on screen so far" counter when they covered this story. (Well probably because the deaths are technically not on screen - though we do see about a quarter of the universe eaten up by the entropy field). Fortunately, all of the main recurring aliens in Doctor Who are all based in our corner of the universe, so were unaffected.
  • In the Doctor's dying moments, we get to see two sets of brief clips from previous stories - all from the Tom Baker era. First up, whilst he's dangling by a thread, are some villains - Davros and a Dalek from Genesis of the Daleks, Styre (The Sontaran Experiment), The Captain (The Pirate Planet), Broton (Terror of the Zygons), the Cyberleader (Revenge of the Cybermen), the Black Guardian (The Armageddon Factor) and, surprisingly now that he has seen him with a new body, the emaciated Master from The Deadly Assassin. After he has fallen there are clips of the companions - the Brigadier, Sarah, Harry, Leela, K9 and the two Romanas - segueing into the three new ones who surround him as he lies on the (plastic) grass.
  • In a little bit of poor continuity, the Doctor mentions Totter's Yard as where the TARDIS got stuck as a police box.
  • The lay-by is on the A413 in Buckinghamshire (Amersham Road, near Denham). Up until just before filming there had actually been a real police box there - removed only weeks before.
  • Aunt Vanessa's house (in Ursula Street, Battersea) was actually the home of Meglos co-author Andrew McCulloch). It was purely coincidental that it was picked.
  • Actually, he may have lived next door. It's on the Meglos DVD documentary. I don't have the heart to watch it again. Chris Bidmead wearing a baseball cap. Indoors. In front of visitors. I ask you...
  • The Master seems to be having Chameleon Circuit problems of his own in this story. It continues to retain the Police Public Call Box form for a while - after it has stopped pretending to be one. Then it appears as a potted shrub on Logopolis - an arid, vegetation-free planet. (Also of a shape and size that you could never get in or out of). It then becomes a Doric column, and gets stuck like this for the rest of this story and the beginning of the next. The column again does not match any local architectural forms. Then again, the Master's ship did previously get stuck as a big 1970's computer even when landing in the middle of Atlantis. Maybe it was just a design fault of the Type 40 & 41's.
  • Before Peter Davison got to start being the Doctor, Logopolis was selected as one of a set of repeats scheduled under the umbrella title of The Five Faces of Doctor Who - the reason being, obviously, that having Davison in the closing moments could get them to that "Five" figure. (If the last episode of The Tenth Planet hadn't got lost on its way back from Blue Peter, we could have been spared that repeat of The Krotons...).
  • Actually, being able to see The Krotons - on television - back in 1981 was sheer bliss. You had to have been there at the time...
  • Apart form the couple of clips from Shada which were included in The Five Doctors, Tom Baker would not appear again on screen as the Doctor until the 1993 monstrosity that was Dimensions In Time. 20 years later, he was seen as the Under-gallery's Curator in The Day of The Doctor. Or might it have really been...?

Tuesday, 20 January 2015

TARDIS Travels No.8


Season Eight opens with the TARDIS sitting in the corner of what appears to be the Doctor's third UNIT lab. The central control console has been put back in the ship, and from this point on the emphasis will be on the crucial dematerialisation circuit. A new, fully operational TARDIS turns up at a circus site on the outskirts of Tarminster - that belonging to the Master. The Doctor steals his dematerialisation circuit and tries to use it in his own craft - but it is not compatible. His is a Mark 1, whilst the Master's is a Mark 2.
It appears that if you disguise your TARDIS as another form of transport, it can behave like that form. The Master must have driven his ship away in its horsebox form, otherwise UNIT would surely have found and impounded it.
Terror of the Autons might include the appearance of yet another TARDIS. Was the Time Lord emissary, seemingly floating in mid-air, possibly standing in the doorway of an invisible ship? His appearance is heralded by the materialisation sound, though he just pops out of existence when he leaves (but see Journey 077 below).
The Master manages to get his circuit back after the events at the abandoned RAF base in The Mind of Evil.


Journey 075: Nuton Power Complex, to Axos (1971).
With his own ship trapped on Axos, the Master takes the opportunity to have the Doctor's TARDIS transported down to Nuton from whichever UNIT HQ it is in this week. It is unlikely the Doctor would have left his key behind at the lab, so we must presume that the Master's key can open the Doctor's ship.
As well has having a later model of dematerialisation circuit, the Master's ship must be much more advanced as he refers to the TARDIS as "obsolescent".
The TARDIS can store the power station's entire output quite easily.
Pretending to side with the Master, the Doctor leaves Nuton - using the station's light speed converter to bypass a crucial system.


We get a good look at what the Master's TARDIS looks like in undisguised form - a white cabinet.


Journey 076: Axos back to Nuton Power Complex.
The Doctor hard-wires organic material from Axos into the TARDIS console in order to provide it with time travel capability - or so it seems. He puts Axos into a time-loop and manages to break free - materialising back at the now-destroyed power station. It is suggested that the Doctor actually tried to flee his exile, but the Time Lords have ensured that any flights will automatically bring the ship back to late 20th Century Earth.


Journey 077: UNIT HQ, 1971, to Uxarieus, 2472.
Bizarrely, Colony In Space sees Jo Grant set foot in the TARDIS for the very first time. It seems very odd that she should never have been invited to look inside before this point, considering that she and the Doctor have been working together for many months. You can understand the Brigadier not having any interest in the Doctor's scientific mumbo-jumbo, but not inquisitive Jo.
The TARDIS suddenly becomes active and it dematerialises - travelling to the planet Uxarieus in the 25th Century. (Dialogue says 2472, but the colonists are using a calendar for the year 2471. Maybe it's January 1st and they just haven't got round to changing it yet. Too much home-brew the night before...).
This is the work of the Time Lords. The Master has stolen a file on a doomsday weapon hidden on that world, and they are employing the Doctor to stop him.
The ship does not fade into corporeality as it normally does. It just appears instantaneously - quite literally popping into existence on the planet's barren surface.
The Master's (disguised as an Adjudicator spaceship) does the same. Both ships will pop off in just the same way in part six.
(Despite having worked as an AFM on the show since The Crusade in 1965, director Michael E. Briant simply did not realise that the TARDIS' appearances and disappearances were usually achieved through the 'roll back and mix' filming method).
The TARDIS is moved to one of their dwellings by the planet's "primitive" inhabitants, and is later found by the colonists and brought to their main dome.


Journey 078: Uxarieus, 2472, to UNIT HQ, 1971.
The TARDIS returns to the Doctor's lab, just a few seconds after the Brigadier had watched it dematerialise. It's a good job that the Brigadier moved, as it materialises in the adjacent corner from where it left, where he had been standing. (A correction made by the Time Lords, or the ship itself?).

That's your lot for Season Eight. Season Nine will see the console outside the ship for the last time, and more off-world errands for the Time Lords. Plus, the very first sighting of what appears to be a totally controllable TARDIS...

Sunday, 18 January 2015

I could have written better...

Like me, I am sure you have often wondered, as the end credits come up, how on Earth did the writer get paid for that rubbish.
We all like to think that we could have come up with something much better. Some of you reading this might even be writers yourselves (though probably not as good as what I am, of course).
I was digging through some old notes the other day, and came across a number of story ideas what I wrote some time ago. Reading them again, I was struck by how much better they would have been than Fear Her. Or The Twin Dilemma. Or Timelash. Or many many others, if you would but perchance to peruse the lower levels of any Doctor Who poll. (See, proper writing).
This first one would have been the Cyber-epic to end all Cyber-epics - as I'm sure you will agree.
It can only be a matter of time before Cardiff comes knocking...


Thursday, 15 January 2015

TARDIS Travels No.7


When we last saw the TARDIS it was on the Time Lord homeworld. The Doctor had been put on trial, and was found guilty of interference in the affairs of other planets. Part of his sentence was to have a new face - and he got to pick which one he would like. Judging by the number of times the same actor will be called upon to play Time Lords more than once, this might suggest a limited pool to pick from. Or they are the same Time Lord... Goth at the Doctor's trial maybe?
Who knows? Moving on.

Journey 070: Gallifrey, date unknown, to Oxley Woods in Essex, England, 1970.
The TARDIS materialises in said forest, and the Doctor staggers to the door, falls out, and lies comatose. How did he get here?
At the trial, he was standing in the court room one minute, then appeared to be transported off somewhere else - seen on the view screen (no longer in the room itself) vanishing into a black void with his features disappearing.
If you are an advocate of "Season 6b" - as I am - then he didn't become the Third Doctor immediately, but was hijacked off somewhere else and forced to work for a clandestine group of interventionist Time Lords for an unknown period of time.
Given back the TARDIS, which he was now capable of controlling, he was able to have Jamie rejoin him, as well as Victoria. He dropped her off (to study Graphology) to go on a mission to meet the Third Zone scientist Dastari and try to prevent the Kartz-Reimer time travel experiments; and also to attend the Brigadier's UNIT reunion in The Five Doctors and get abducted by the Time Scoop.
(For more on this, see my earlier post - most unimaginatively titled "6b or not 6b...").
However, for non-advocates of "6b", and to return to this series' originally stated intention of looking at journeys as seen on screen, the Doctor is transported directly from his trial to the TARDIS, which is sent by the Time Lords to late 20th Century Earth - exile there being the second part of his sentence.
Discovered by UNIT troops, the Brigadier has the TARDIS transported to UNIT HQ in London.
The Doctor keeps the ship's key in one of his boots (at this point there only ever seems to be the one key in use). Reviving from his self-induced coma, the Doctor pursues the TARDIS - using a locator device built into a wrist-watch (see The Chase before this, and then Full Circle onwards for bulkier versions).


The Brigadier seems to have a premonition as, instead of locking the ship away in some vault, he has it placed in the laboratory...
The Doctor tricks Liz Shaw into stealing the key from the Brigadier, and he attempts to flee. However , he can't do it.
The exile seems to comprise two aspects. The ship, physically, can't dematerialise - there's all sorts of whizz-bang noises and smoke pours out - plus the Doctor has had his memory tampered with, regarding the codes and equations needed to travel.
Until the exile is lifted, he's going nowhere. Or is he?
The Silurians is the first story, which features the Doctor, where the TARDIS does not appear at all. Not so much as a mention.


Now we get to the removable TARDIS control console...
For two stories in Season Seven (and one in Season Nine), the console is outside the police box shell of the TARDIS. It isn't in the control room.
This automatically raises two questions: How (bearing in mind the size of the doors), and why?
There is the suggestion that the console is the TARDIS, and all the rest is just the container it is housed in. It is safer and more convenient to have the shell. It provides a habitat, but the console houses all the key systems.
Of course, this contradicts what we have already seen - such as having the separate power room in The Mind Robber.
There are a couple of ways in which the console could come to be divorced from the rest of the ship.
We know that it is not totally defunct. There is power and it can still cause people to move through time, and to travel distances. The Doctor may have simply materialised it outside the ship. As we will shortly see, he can still do short hops.
Alternatively, the Doctor has dismantled it and rebuilt it in the lab.
A third possibility is that it isn't the console from the ship at all. That is still in situ, and the Doctor is building a new one to get round the Time Lord exile. Yes, a bit improbable.
The main query is why? Why take it out of the TARDIS in the first place? If he is conducting repairs, surely there is more space in the control room - and the ship must be much better equipped.
Sadly, the real answer lies not within the narrative of the series at all - which is why it will never really make any sense. With the TARDIS not going anywhere any time soon, there is no need to use up valuable studio space with the control room set. Simple as that.
In Ambassadors of Death, the console features (in episode one) only to remind us that the Doctor is exiled, and is trying to get round this, and to provide a bit of a joke scene with the Doctor and Liz appearing and disappearing.
Before moving on, we should mention that this is obviously not the same lab that we saw in Spearhead From Space. One of the biggest mysteries of the UNIT era is not so much the dating of the stories as just how many UNIT HQs were there?


Journey 071: Inferno Project, 1970 (our universe), to Inferno Project (parallel universe).
How did he end up with his legs up in the air? Just goes to show what I was saying about having a shell round the console making for a more comfortable journey.
The console is still outside the police box shell, and it has been transported to the Inferno drilling project. The Doctor's experiments, using power from the project's nuclear reactor, cause the console to travel to a parallel universe. Interestingly, it takes Bessie with it, but no other items from the Doctor's hut. Only things not already present (in an alternate form) make the journey. There are no alternative Doctor, Bessie or console in this other universe. I assume that if Liz had been with the Doctor when he dematerialised, she would not have been transported - using the reverse logic of why the Doctor can't take the alternate characters back to our universe with him later. The Doctor couldn't have, even if he tried. The TARDIS can sort out these potential paradoxes on its own.

Journey 072: Parallel Inferno Project to parallel Inferno Project.
A short trip a few seconds into the future, to demonstrate the console for the benefit of the Brigade-Leader and Section-Leader Shaw et al. The console stores some power - just enough for this short trip. This sort of contradicts the whole "console doesn't need the rest of the TARDIS" bit. It obviously has to be connected to an external power source to operate properly.


Journey 073: Inferno Project (parallel universe) to Inferno Project (our universe).
Using the project's nuclear reactor, the Doctor (and Bessie) are returned to their proper universe. Again, the journey is not comfortable in any way. Indeed, it renders the Doctor unconscious for a time. However, this might all be to do with the movement through to the parallel universe - as we will see next. It is interesting, however, to note that in The Doctor's Wife the makeshift TARDIS has at least a couple of walls. Did the Doctor insist on them just for aesthetic reasons? You'd think that if you were in a desperate rush to save your companions, and the console worked fine on its own, you would not waste time with any purely architectural items.


Journey 074: Inferno Project (hut) to Inferno Project (rubbish tip).
Yes, a petulant Doctor goes off in the huff, thinking for some reason that he can now travel anywhere again. The ship only gets as far as the nearby refuse tip, and so he has to come grovelling back to ask the Brigadier if he can lend a hand getting it out of there. Well Liz certainly found it funny.

And so Season Seven closes. Quite a bit of TARDIS related activity, considering the Doctor is now exiled to Earth. He'll stay that way for Season Eight - but the Time Lords will shortly start coming a calling...