That Kinky Tom Baker...

I'd totally forgotten about this until I was doing a bit of late night trawling through You Tube. Of course, the best three songs ever recorded are:

1. William Shatner's sublime rendition of "Lucy... in the Sky... ... ... with Diamonds".
2. His first officer's jaunty "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
3. Roberta Tovey's timeless classic "Who's Doctor Who". (Might be tuneless classic - it's a bit hard to read...).
3 and a bit. Frazer Hines' "Who is Doctor Who"
3 and another bit. Jon Pertwee's "I am the Doctor".
But I'm sure you will agree that this is right up there with them. (Sure beats Matt Smith pretending to play a synthesiser with Orbital at Glastonbury a couple of years ago).

All these hits - and MORE - are available on an exclusive 34 CD set from DrossCo Records. Not available in any shops. Send £399.99, or as much as you can afford, to my off-shore bank account, care of the Cayman Islands. Buy before July 2013 and you receive a FREE bonus disc - "Christopher Eccleston Sings Billy Bragg". Twelve of your favourite Billy Bragg songs, recorded by Chris LIVE at the Salford Labour Club.
(Buy before 20th June, and we promise not to send the 12 CD set "Colin Baker Sings Gilbert & Sullivan").
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